[For full effect, read the following entry out loud a la Jennifer Tilly meets Downtown Julie Brown.] Maybe it was because I was just a wee zygote, but I completely forgot about filling out the 'Country Of Preference' questionnaire before I was born. Were the American Indians American before we came here? They must not have been. And they must have really hated America and Americans. That explains why we made them move to a casino in Oklahoma. Wait, that must be why black people hate America. They found some crazy loop-hole in our Constitution, the Constitution that Jesus wrote, and they shipped themselves over here from Africa so they could hog all the saxophones. What creeps! Not to mention the Irish and Italians, with their beer and their wine. I'll bet those Mexicans are coming over here because they just want to show off! Manual labor and English-as-a-second-language crap. ONE language Americans and ONE desk job thank you very much. That is how we do it here, Anti's! And those ANTI-British that came here on the Mayflower. Stupid. Definitely NOT American.
I think the anti-Americans in the United States Civil War definitely caused the worst problems. INSANE people who were just out there on that 'fringe' and changed things up for everyone! If things CHANGE then they won't stay the way they are!! Hello!!??
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