Benji for President

Sometimes I get emails from my dog:

HelLo thE Qeuen

i aM SeNDign eMiaL tO ObmaMa. WahT dO Yuo Thikn?

DeEr OmaBma,

i Am Stwtrea,

i Thnik dOg Fud is mOsT ImpOtrNat issUe In Amekrica. DoG is manz BeSt frEnd. If DoG fUd bAd No mORE bsEt FrIeND. MaN No hApPy BecuAse hE nO hAve bESt fRend. AmKriCA nO HappY. IsNo GoOd.

PlEEZe tAkl AbUoT dOg fUd.

Tahnk u,

i aM StRewtA

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